We need 30 million sandwiches and 60 million cokes
We`re gonna have a party with those crazy Third World folks
We`re gonna have an egg toss and play some hide and seek
And have a scavenger hunt for a wholesome hunk of meat
At the Third World Picnic Party
At the Third World Picnic Party
Everybody party hardy
At the Third World Picnic Party
We`ll invite Nelson and Winnie Mandela
As long as they bring their beach umbrella
The pie eating contest was such a disgrace
The military warlords were all stuffin` their face
So we ate lots of hamburgers and drank lemonade
And mounted a three-legged missile raid
At the Third World Picnic Party
At the Third World Picnic Party
Everybody party hardy
Its a Third World Picnic Party
There`s no lineup for the salad bar
`Cause it`s being guarded by an armoured car
Angola
Uganda
Zambia
Namibia
Nigeria
Rwanda
Rhodesia - sorry, Zimbabwe
Somalia
Ethiopia
Guatemala
Scotland
It`s the Third World Picnic Party
Chile
Chile? Mmmmm!