Hey Captain Greg! Tell us about the time you fought the pirates of Spain!
Aw gee, you kids don`t want to hear that story again, do you?
Oh yes we do!
Oh no you don`t.
Oh yes we do!
Oh no you don`t!
Please, Captain Greg?
Well only if you promise to let me practice my body painting on you later.
Sure!
Well here`s the story of the pirates of Spain. There was a ship, and it was from Spain. And all the people on it had black hats on, so I shot and stabbed them all!
Even the girls?
Especially the girls!
Yay!
