Outside the carolers start to sing
I can`t describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don`t bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It`s Christmas time again
So i stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they`ll waste
Oh God, i hate these Satan`s helpers
And then i guess i must have snapped
Because i grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
It`s Christmas time, again
It`s time to be nice to the people that you can`t stand
All year
I`m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don`t wanna get me down,
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
Well i guess it`s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn`t have a tree
Christmas came nightily
Cause a guy named Bubba unwraps my package
I won`t be home
I won`t be home for Christmas