Pop Goes the Pimple — текст песни (Sudden Death)

{*a parody of 3rd Bass` song Pop Goes the Weasel*}

Pop goes the pop goes the oozin` of the pimple
The scar`ll leave and artificial dimple
You got a face full of jelly like Smuckers
I should have started PUSS, People Underminding Squeezin` Suckers
So we can make it known that you`re a disgrace
It`s `91, son, so do somethin` about your face
Squirtin` glue out your face when goin` pop, pop pop
Pop goes the pimple has gotta stop, stop stop
Why not take your face by the section
Rip the skin off and kill your complexion
I guess it`s the fact that you really like pushin`
What used to be a face is now a pin cushion
I got a clean face it doesn`t have to be picked at
And I can tell you I got nothin` on my back
So to someone this may seem simple
But to someone else it`s the invasion of the pimples, the pimples

[Chorus]
Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple
Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple
Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple
Pop goes the pimple `cause the pimple goes pop (repeat)

Head flesh, turned into a red mess
The second you squeezed it and I know it ain`t painless
But don`t rely on skill that makes it spill in the sink
Let no one forget about the Clearasil
Now in `91 we got a lot of brands that lend a hand
Clearin` up whatever they can
Although the commercials are worse they won`t leave any scars
And you face won`t look like the planet Mars
Why do we get zits in one place
Appearin` in a structure that looks like a constellation
The Stridex gets put off until later
Then boom you get a face full of craters
Heed the warning when it spills you`d better clean it up
It splatterd so much to get it all you`ll need a moop
Black and white heads together in the ripple
It`s the pimple, it`s the pimple, pop goes the pimple

[Chorus]

You found another pimple then you squeezed it, you squeezed it
It splattered on the mirror then you squeezed it, you squeezed it
Found one you couldn`t pop and so you teased it, you teased it
And now it hurts so bad that you appease it
Bustin` zits you got pus but not clearer
And hit the four corners of the mirror
Everyone from Germans, to kids named Herman
Doin` crazy damage to your upper epidermis
Frustrated so you wanna just gang bang
You ain`t quick enough to catch up with the acne chain gang
You don`t believe this, you got another huge cyst
You ever heard of a Dermatologist?
A spelunker on your face could give tours
Hey do, Devo Spice, rip your face, pop some of your
Go for your own, stay away from mine
Don`t eat so much chocolate and maybe you`ll find
When these go away you may not get so many more
Get in the car I`m gonna take you to a drug store
You got pimples that spread like cancer
Maybe plastic surgery is the answer
But burstin` is the fate that you`ve chosen
Blowin` up like a nuclear explosion
Keep squeezin` if you wanna be a cripple
No stoppin` `cause pop goes the pimple

[Chorus]