I Love a Magician — текст песни (Dismemberment Plan)

I love a magician
She can cut me in half
She can find quarters behind my ear
And make me laugh, one two one two
Is this thing on? Let`s assess.
Oh yes, she`s the best. There is no contest.
But I must confess that there are times like when
She floats me straight up in the air
Over thirty miles—I don`t care.
Well maybe a little it can really stop
You from doing something cause you wonder
Oh, if they`d really drop you.
She simply wiggles her nose
And disappears all my clothes
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder, wonder
Now she vanished into thin air
And doesn`t see why I care
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder now wonder now
I love a magician, she does things to
Keep me amused like when she sticks
My hair straight up in the air
For the benefit of her stuck-up friends
Well, I think it`s funny
But it`s a touchy subject
She likes to set me a trap
And makes me come with a clap
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder, wonder
She says she can`t read my mind
I know she does all the time
Really makes me wonder
Really makes me wonder now wonder now
There are times I don`t know you at all.