We don`t smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don`t take our trips on LSD
We don`t burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin` right, and bein` free.
I`m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin`s still the biggest thrill of all
We don`t make a party out of lovin`;
We like holdin` hands and pitchin` woo;
We don`t let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
And I`m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin`s still the biggest thrill of all.
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won`t be seen.
Football`s still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.