This is a u-a rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nine
Tch-a-ch-tchk, cmere boy, I said its play-time
Its time to play with the mind of a slimmie
I dont wanna be a freak, but its the dog in me
I dont pretend to be the open door roses type
I open the door for myself, and I close it right
In your face, now you wanna taste my food, what?
You got your own food, get a attitude
You get left, call the ref if you think its foul
I aint tryin to hear that, so have a coke and a smile
Cause after awhile, ima wanna get buckwild
And now months laters, ima say it aint my child
Im sterile girl, we aint never did nothin
Cause only you and I know that the common sense is bluffin
Little miss muffett, thats how the ball bounces
Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces
Thats how Im livin, just like a rottweiler
When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder
But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem
And when I cant bear em, I share em
You see its like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss
I aint a nerd, but weve got bush
So cut the bush brat, and lets move it like a u-haul
Forget the grindin shit, I aint tryin to get the blueball
Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, Im speakin upon the nitty gritty
Im a dog -- here kitty kitty
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Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day
Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way
Im jack the ripper, na-nah not jack tripper
Cause three is not company when your other two friends are thicker
So come one friend, come two friend, come all
United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall
In your bowl of cherries, kerrie is so very
Thick thicker than the dick tom and harry
Tom and jerry (what? ) a woody woodpecker
You need body work, I work that body, Im a bodywrecker
Intersector, Im the nectar plus the plum
I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb
If you got some, just an eensy bit of game
Then its safe to say its that bet you can get a dame
I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally
Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately
Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the beat street strut
And be that Im a mutt -- so what?
No but ifs or maybe baby, look whos talkin to
Its true when Im drunk I might bone anything thats walkin
Down the street, watchin ladies
Nobodys watchin you, because you got a baby
I aint tryin to be a stepfather so I dont bother
Word to mommy dearest, I look farther
Down the road, to a road not taken
Im tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care
A new flower, so joe can take a shower
And get wet, and then jet
Like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven
I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven
Then Im steppin, so when they call me, youll hear
"is common there? " uh-uh, sorry
You got the wrong number, if you wonder Im the lumberjack
Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back
Its like that and itll be like that
Because a dog is a womans best friend black
