A-hem
What we have here is a very, serious delicate situation
Lots of people out here always ridin the dick, hmmph
But check this out
I like your style, I like your stride
And I like your motivation
But the late show, we aint standin for that shit
So my man right here he wrote a little song about it
Why dont you sing it
[common]
Ring the, alarm, here comes, the com
Call me mr. hollywood -- check it out!
Ring the, alarm, here comes, the com
Call me mr. hollywood
On the goodship, lollipop
Pop goes the lolli lolli, for im, the jolly
Good fellow, he-llo? is anybody there?
Im not a step, so dont stare
Because I rock-well I always feel like
I always feel like, somebodys watchin me
Ooh, somebodys watchin me
Its gotta be that, that that that nigga that sweat my shit
I say say say, "black get off the zack,
You block my urinal tract"
I gotta go pee-pee, yo you dont know me
Youre just a new kid on my jock, tip-seekin and youre phony
Its my little pony and you cannot get a ride
So when you see me homey, just please just step aside
Step aside, not talkin wlidside, Im comin from the southside
Where the ruffnecks reign; if you cant stand it, dont go outside
Cause its hot I got the stuff to call your bluff and pull your card
And nowadays its all these dick kids, that wanna be hard
Youre fraudulent, I can tell a pussy by his scent
So sorry, but the van got tipped
And out is how Im lookin, Im lookin out for my people
Im fly like Im fly like but me dont have no eagle
Beat the beater with the juice, how far would you go to
Youre never gonna get it, woo-wooh-wooh-wooh! * sings like en vogue*
You wasnt down from the +jump+, so why you wanna kris kross?
You no business buyin, insecure junkyard motherfucker
Get lost, cause youse a sucker
..
[common]
We really lucky we got em, you can spot em
From a distance, now lets just say for instance
You got a crank gettin ganked for his bank by some snake
Little wench -- is you is, or is you aint
The suck-errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You gotta gotta be, gotta be, to let the shit occur
Gettin pimped, by a hoe, that aint too proud to beg, for your dough
She get your money mo money mo money money mo!
I couldnt go out like that if it was my first day off of punishment
Just call me kaopectate; in relationships, Im runnin shit
So dont be comin to me with that, "we can go out, you pay"
Cancel that bitch, its the, unamerican way
This is the circumcision, and skins is gettin cut off
Ridin on my shit, just to get they nut off
Not, no cops, just low-downs want a lick
If you aint down with the van, dyke, get off the dick
Cause I remember the time, the time, the time you tried
To play me like I was booty but now youre just a groupie
Sweatin me uhh, sweatin me uhh
Tellin me when I get big dont be forgettin me uhh
But forget you, forgot you, after, I rock you
Its blo pop time bitch, you better set your clock
To the charms alarm
..
[common]
Whyd the sucker mc sucker mc cross the road?
To get to the other side? !
Whyd the sucker mc sucker mc cross the road?
To get to the other side, now check it out
I got the pep in my step, the slide in my glide
So I wont trip, when I let my backbone slip
Some shake it to the east, Im shakin west, well ima shake your mid
And ima get you suckaz, just give me one side, and one rib
I barbeque the mouths hey, I barbeque the mouths
Cause mom always said - dont play wack in the house!
So take that garbage to the backyard
And I was like, "everybody wanna wanna rap hard"
Before you wasnt hardcore, so sonic why ya flipped?
How you gonna hop when you aint hip?
You found rap, on a two-way street - and lost it
On a parkway, I aint sayin no names, yo rico suave
Fuckin goons fakin stab wounds, I need to shank the crank
Elvis presley jr., tryin to be somethin that you aint
No daps, yall are hoes, yall go on stage
And take off all your clothes; then you -- strike a pose
You knows and I knows, thats how you sell your record
Because your shit is butt, you gotta get naked
But youre wack, youre wack, showin your body to me
I said youre wack, youre wack, showin your body to me
You got no soul man, and you need to get a pound
Cause you, aint, ah-really down..
.. with true hip-hop you suckers
