Would you be so kind as to hate me
Would it be too easy to do
It`s too easy to do
Would you be so truthful as to lie to me
It`s something I`m used to
Give me something I`m used to
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You`re so hard to please
If I could I would hate you too
Don`t hold it against me
Sorry, you`re not amused
Would you be so kind as to abuse me
Have your fists gotten too sore
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How many times do I have to apologize
Before I can forgive myself
Would you be so kind as to hate me
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