Back in the muther fuckin saddle
my six shooter strapped and I`m lookin for a battle
Out on the plains I`m just a loner
my saddle horn rubs right and yo it`s givin me a boner
I got thoughts of Annie Oakley
but that buck toothed tramp in that last town she broke me
And we didn`t even fuck
I gave my last gold tooth `n gold nugget to get my dick sucked
3 days out on the frontier
and I`d kill for a cheap whore and a barrel of cold beer
I need a slut for a service
I take a peak at the shiip and they all run away nervous
Man I gotta get my rocks off
cuz my Wranglers don`t fit right unless my cock`s soft
Long nights by the fire me a Trigger.....go figure
[Chorus]
I`m a desperate rado
didn`t take any practice
A desperate rado
got a cock like a cactus
Now I drift through the desert like a wild coyote
horny as a toad trippin off peyote
Holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack
I`m known thru out the west as the pie eyed mack
And to the law I`m no stranger
I`m wanted dead or alive cuz I shot the Lone Ranger
And then Tonto tried to get down
so I boned his bitch slit hes throat and then I skipped town
That`s the way I run my show
paint towns red
fuck hoes and then I lay low
I know you think I`m archaic
but my dick`s like a sword
I see pussy and wanna slay it
Out on the plains it gets linely
sometimes I feel homely
new faces
new towns no one knows me
Guns cocked in my holster
u see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a poster
I`m always lookin for the quick buck
then always blowin my cash on a bitch with a big butt
Some say my head`s hollow
Fuck em....I`m just a
[Chorus II]
Desperate rado
trottin thru the bad lands
A desperate rado
tokin down with all the cowhands
A desperate rado
didn`t take much practice
A desperate rado
got a cock like a cactus
Now I fuck whores by the scores up ten fold on any fellow
in any town I can be found at the local bordello
Never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs draggin,
and when I`m kickin dust you better circle up the wagons
So when I rip thru your town don`t be gawkin
just tip your hat and Tex keep walkin
Cuz I`m a gun slingin top hand
fuck with me and you`ll go out like Custer at his last stand
I`m a low down buckaroo
if you leave me alone with your mother then I`ll fuck her too
Cuz I`m a sidewinding nomad
and morals in upbringing is something that I never had
Known as the ruff ridin Texan
a bad buck from the day of my inception.
And I was raised in the poor house
my mother kicked me out so she could start a whore house
Now since the day I left the corral
I`ve been on a quest for the plant that`s called mescal
Cuz pale rider once pulled me aside
and told me that high was the best way to ride...
[Chorus III]
Now I`m a desperate rado
always lookin for a fight
A desperate rado
puffin on a peace pipe
I`m a desperate rado
on the run from the law
A desperate rado baddest one you ever saw
