Train Him (Spice GirlSay You`ll Be There — текст песни (Song Parodies)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


Last week, we had fought the Federation
Then we had to run the blockade.
We had, to land outside Mos Espa
where it`s 98 degrees in the shade.
I went in there, to get us some shopping but
Republic Credits meant we were sunk
then I, discovered something odd
it was a kid who made a pod out of junk


His midichlorian count`s amazing
exactly like the grains of sand


CHORUS:

I`m giving you Anakin
You`ll be training him now instead.
I loved him just like a son
He`s the chosen one- but I`m dead!


If you, put two and two together
then you`re smarter than the council has been
The kid`s, most peculiar feature is
He`s nine and got the hots for the Queen.
And now that I`ve been Mauled so badly
I really hope you`ll understand


I`m giving you Anakin
You`ll be training him now instead.
I loved him just like a son
He`s the chosen one- but I`m dead!




And now that I`ve been Mauled so badly
I hope you`ll understand...


I`m giving you Anakin
He`ll be wearing long braided hair.
I`m telling you, Obi-Wan
He`s your padawan, in your care


I`m giving you Anakin
You`ll be training him now instead.
I loved him just like a son
He`s the chosen one- but I`m dead