Only A Gungan (Billy JoelAlways A Woman) — текст песни (Song Parodies)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


He has bat-wing ears of ridiculous size
and he looks like a duck with detachable eyes
and he`s only around for the comic relief
He speaks like a child, and he`s only a gungan to me.

He`s the galaxy`s most irrepressable loser
introduces himself saying whosa are yousa?
why Anakin likes him, I really can`t see
walks like a cartoon, and he`s only a gungan to me

He, makes a fool of himself
always bumbling around
such a brainless reptile.
Oh, I can`t figure him out
but I`m not taken in
by that big goofy smile

Our sense of absurd is what`s caused all the teasin`
He`s a general for no understandable reason
and his own people banished him, `cause they could see
that he`s clumsy, and stupid, he`s only a gungan to me.

He, can`t take care of himself
if he happened to die
I don`t think that I`d mourn.
Oh, I once told Qui-Gon Jinn
my opinion of him
a pathetic life form

He fried his own brain while retrieving a tool
he always tries hard to be somebody`s fool
and he won`t be here in twenty years, I forsee
so I`m hoping like you that he dies in part two,
cause he`s only a gungan to me.