Help (The BeatlesHelp) — текст песни (Song Parodies)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


When I was younger, so much younger than today

I hadn`t traveled all around this place far, far away.

But now those days are gone, I`m not so self-assured

I`ve been had, and Darth`s my Dad,

and now I`ve lost my sword.



Help me Obi-Wan, I`ve fallen down

And it`s such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won`t you please, please help me!



Oh boy, how things have changed in oh so many ways

Looking down, I think my hand just vanished in the haze.

This weather vane I`m on, it doesn`t feel secure

I know that I just need you like I`ve never done before



Help me Obi-Wan, I`ve fallen down

And it`s such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won`t you please, please help me!



When I was younger, so much younger than today

I hadn`t travelled all around this place far, far away.

But now those days are gone, I`m not so self-assured

I`ve been had, and Darth`s my Dad,

and now I`ve lost my sword.



Help me Obi-Wan, I`ve fallen down

And it`s such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won`t you please, please help me!

Help me

Help me!!!