Be Our Guest ( Disney`s Beauty And Th — текст песни (Song Parodies)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


Tarkin:

Be. Our. Guest-
Be our guest
Now it`s time to feel depressed
For we stormed aboard your starship
and put you under arrest.
There`s a nice
Room for free
In block AA-23
Just a shorter term solution
While we wait your execution
You ran off
With the plans
But you fell into my hands
Now I`ll push you back and onto Vader`s chest!
Because I`m on your case-
where is the Rebel base?
You`ll be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!

Star of Death!
Huge in size!
(though it has just seven TIEs)
When we fire up the gun, a
planetary system dies!
Looks just like
A small moon
You`ll see it in action soon
Join us for a celebration
To officiate the station
Lots of guns,
Tractor beams-
The fulfillment of my dreams-
You can tell it has me suitably impressed!
This thing`s my master plan
let`s blow up Alderaan
So be our guest!
(As you`ve guessed,
You`re too trusting, I suggest)
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!


Vader:

You`re our guest!
You`re our guest!
Don`t be difficult, princess!
Now you`re caught, I would have thought
cooperation was the best.
You resisted
the droid
Now it`s maker`s unemployed
For such courage under torture
You could almost be my daughter!
All our problems
are solved
Now the Senate`s been dissolved
But we must eradicate the Rebel pests!
So give us information
For interrogation
You`re our guest!
You`re our guest!
You`re our guest!



Tarkin

Be our guest!
Be our guest!
At the Emperor`s request
We have built a giant weapon
And believe me, it`s the best!
It has one
Thermal port
And we like our troopers short
We`ve a hundred thousand crewman
And yet, not one single woman
It`s all been
So much fun
We might build another one!
But enough of that, you`ve got to get some rest!
So go now with the general
to your cell and then you`ll
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest