Don`t Be So Stingy With Your Pingy — текст песни (The Scabs)

I know i came home late last evening
And my excuses you weren`t believing
But baby i love you you know that`s the truth
So let me step inside your telephone booth of love

And don`t be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don`t be so snappy with your pappy
Baby do me right

I guess you got a little bit uneasy
When i show up last night slightly greasy
And now your telling me that you will not please me
Baby don`t tease me believe me i need thee don`t leave me

Don`t be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don`t get so loco with that vocal
Baby do me right

My lies are ineffectual cause you`re so damn intellectual
I need a coorectional inspectional can`t you see you`re so infectual
Your so damn animated i don`t care if you`re contaminated
I`ve done all the math honey and all my figures have been recalculated

Don`t be so stingy with your pingy
Baby tonight
Don`t be so shitty show some pity
Don`t get so uptight
Don`t be so stickler with your pickler
You know that ain`t right
Don`t be so stingy with your pingy
Baby do me right