Bullet Proof Body Rubber — текст песни (The Scabs)

I don`t want no h.i.v.
I don`t want no bullets inside of me
I don`t want no d.w.i.
I don`t want satan sticking that fork in my big eye

I don`t need no driveby in front of my crib
I don`t need your father to find out what I did
Last night with you baby in the back of that cab
In fact I don`t even want to meet your dad

I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that`ll let me park my car
When I`m fucked up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that`ll let me park my car
When I`m fucked up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice

I don`t want to live on the mean streets of Chicago
I don`t want you to call me Bobo
I don`t need to watch t.v. twenty four hours a day
I don`t need some motherfucking ad exec trying to tell me what to say

I need a little more gravy on my potato
I need a little more pepper on my big ole pink tomato
I need a little more treble in my stereo
I need a little more blonde in my haireeeooo

I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that`ll let me park my car
When I`m fucked up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that`ll let me park my car
When I`m fucked up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice

I need a risk free money back guarantee
Don`t need no problems hounding me
I need to make sure my girlfriend`s not got mafia ties
Don`t need nobody coming after me
I need to make sure that I keep my door locked try to keep my gun stocked try to keep it cocked try to keep it from firing
Late at night at my head when I`m in bed trying not to think about the things that I said to you yesterday