We don`t smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don`t take our trips on LSD
We don`t our burn draft cards down on Main Street
We like living right and being free
We dont make a party out of loving
But we like holding hands and pitching wood
We dont let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
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I`m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place here even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the court house
And white lightning`s still the biggest thrill of all
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beads and roman sandals wont be seen
Football`s still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
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We still wave Old Glory down at the court house
In Muskogee Oklahoma USA