Welcome everyone
Nate it`s good to see you back
People we have a new member today
I`d like you to meet him
He`s gonna stand up and tell us
What`s going on with him and
What he wants to change about himself
If you will
Ummm hello everybody
My name is Violent J
and I`m an axe murderer
(Hi Violent J)
Ok now remember we all have similar problems
And that`s why we`re all here
To help each other work them out
Well I just hope you guys don`t think I`m crazy but uh
(Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us)
Ok I will tell you if you don`t tell no one else
Think I have a problem and I probably could use help
You know the midnight killer that`s been all over TV
I`m not totally sure but I think it could be me
Something happens to me when I`m sleeping in the night
Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife
Filling up a hole again I`ve dug up 32
I know all my dreams of murder probably all are true
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I walk around my neighborhood in my slippers and my sweats
Snoring loud and mumbling steady squeezin necks
Never have to worry about traffic or the cops
All I have to do is stay away from donut shops
I remember napping time in kindegarten class
Wasn`t quite a killer yet, I`d only beat some ass
Never very popular most kids would point and stare
That`s why I bring the Nyquill and drink that shit right there
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I think, well I hope it`s like
All bigots and richies that I`m killing but
Probably an occasional innocent bystander every now and then
That`s ok we all make mistakes
But are you absoutely sure that
It`s even you doing these killings?
The more I think about it all I see that it could be
Everytime I meet a girl and bring her home with me
Wake up in the morning there`s no sign of my sweetheart
Yet I see another hole is dug up in my yard
Denny`s all night murders, and the Kinko`s killing spree
Missing Sunday paper boys I can`t believe it`s me
I`m the only one from summer camp that made it home
Could this really be what`s goin on?
Let me sleep on it
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
Ride around on possum back and eat with the racoons
Chirpin with the crickets naked underneath the moon
Every morning I wake up and check if I`ve been gone
Muddy boots, and Steak `n Shake food wrappers on my lawn
I cannot imagine just to think what I have done
Sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone
Tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head
But woke up and found that bitch dead because
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
Stab `em (stab `em)
Right
Choke `em (choke `em)
Kill `em (kill `em)
And sleep right through the night
I choke em (choke `em)
