Clams Have Feelings Too (actually They Don`t) — текст песни (nofx)

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don`t see you eating a talking bird

Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh
But so do kids and elderly
I don`t see you chop off an old man`s feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don`t have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it they don`t have a face

They have no face, no place for ears
There`s no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

I don`t believe it`s selfish
To eat defenseless shellfish

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
I could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don`t think they do, clams have feelings too