Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets
today? Yo, B, don`t be throwin` on my jacket, ok?
Cool, just trying to get your attention
So you can take a look at this invention
Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket
[Man, what are these, condoms?] Uh uh: sex packets
It`s like a pill, you can either chew it up
Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
And get this: see the girl on the cover?
You black out, and she becomes your lover
[You`re trippin] no, I`m serious, these are authentic
[Yeah, well I don`t take hallucenogenics]
Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
But since you know everything, I`ll make someone else a deal
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
[Well now you got me curious, I`m kind thinkin bout buyin it]
Three for ten dollars, it can`t hurt to try it
[Well what exactly do I get?]
Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet
It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,
Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin
Man this is crazy, I`m gonna have to splure an
get me a few of these things. How long do they last?]
Well it depends, let`s see
These cheap ones here are ten minutes
But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
And these here sell for bout 40
`Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy]
Right, and if you`re married, it`s no big deal
You`re not cheating at all, you`re just poppin a pill
And if your wife`s got a headache and wants to hit the sack
It`s cool, take a packet fool
Biochemically compacted sexual affection
Now here, take a look at my selection
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
[OK, I want these two boxes of three
And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy
And, by the way, I need something for my woman]
Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em]
Now let me tell you how to take it:
Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked
Otherwise you`re gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?
This is more then just a dream
It`s very realistic and it`s gonna blow your mind
So be careful: only take one at a time
And never take one behind the wheel
You`ll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let`s make the deal]
These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10
Just give me a hundred dollars, I`ll call it even
But don`t pull your money out yet, see
There`s one or two narcs in this area that sweat me
Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool
20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove]
Here`s my number, in case you need to reach me again
And remember, you need to be as safe as you can
There`s only one thing safer then using your hand
Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
