(Neville)
Went to the fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didn`t know what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head
Siad she`d take a look at my palm
She said "Son, you feel kinda warm"
And she looked into her crystal ball
Said "You`re in love"
Said it could not be so
Not with all the girls I know
She said when the next one arrives
Looking into her eyes
I left there in a hurry
Looking forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me a lie
I hurried back down to that woman
As mad as I could be
I told her I didn`t see nobody
Why`d she make a fool out of me
Then something struck me
As if it came from up above
While looking at the fortune teller
I fell in love
Now I`m a happy fellow
Well I`m married to the fortune teller
We`re happy as we can be
Now I get my fortune told for free
Now I`m a happy fellow
Well I`m married to the fortune teller
We`re happy as we can be
And I get my fortune told for free