Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
I`m on my way to stardom
I know I`m ready I know I`m great
But first I`ve got to get in shape
Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear
Gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he`s the champion
Gonna take his belt and gonna beat him!
I`m the crusher king of the ring (4x)
I`m ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use on that punk
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you`re my victim you`re beaten
I`m a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like King Kong
I`m the crusher king of the ring (4x)
Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell
I mean the Russian Bear could probably tear me limb from limb
He`d probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not good for my health
I`m not coming out of this dressing room
And get beaten up by that goon
Go back to Russia go back home!
Don`t wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
I ain`t gonna hide under the bed
I`m the crusher king of the ring (4x)
I`m the crusher
I`m the crusher
Yeah me to know