The Window`s Cleaner`s Mate — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

You better not say what you`re thinking
That`s if you don`t want a slap.
Tell the Mrs. she looks gorgeous and don`t for God`s sake, don`t do that.

Must admit I`m tired of hearing rude remarks about my hair.
Sure It`s long but so`s your nose, cut yours and I`ll cut mine.
I swear.

Catching trains is quite an art.
You need more than a giant net.
Stick to things like butterflies
It`s much more of a safer bet.

Truly I`m not all that angry mad perhaps well who wouldn`t be
You think I like being stood up twice
You do okay then let`s make it three

Must admit I`m hard of hearing
Pardon me, what`s that you said
Getting so I can`t sit down
Without a nod to go ahead.

You`d better not nay what you`re thinking
unless you want to get put inside.
Meet someone, you say they look great
And think to yourself I thought they`d died.

Truly I`m not all that angry
After all it`s sot every day
You go to sleep with some chewing gum
And wake up with it all over you