Limousines, oranges,
Stars, moons,
Submarines, jeeps,
Glaciers, cars,
Caterpillars, even grapes
Its none of my business
But you have to eat
Your appetite is appalling
Have some salad
Bite an apple
Suck an oragne
Taste the pate
Im just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life
Ive got to eat something
Otherwise Ill just die
But the choice is too great
I cant decide what to eat
Ill possibly just eat the menu?
How would you like strawberry juice?
Or lemon red sea perch?
Bite the kiwi
Have some chicken
Im just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life
The waiter came with the menu
And said here you go.
I said thankyou but
The choice is too great,
Why cant I be a cod
In the depths of the ocean
And just eat small fish
The cod has such simple taste
But ove got all the choice
Oh, you vague costomer
Youll have to look somewhere else
You have to find something to eat
So eat a moment
A person
An apple
A feeling
Eat a rockband
I wont complain but...