Yo doc, drop the beat in!
This is a incident that always occur
With the opposite sex, other word is her
No matter what nationality color or creed
Or wherever you at, theres always a bad seed
Theyre always talkin about wantin to be alone
Youre spendin too much time witcha friends, all night long
Im sayin yo what the heck, I am single
Its no reason why I shouldnt try to mingle
So I met this girl by the name of maxine
Her breath didnt stink she used listerine
She looked crazy a-ight, and the whole nine
But this situation was one of a kind
Because I wanted her.. all to my own
So I called her on, my mickey mouse telephone
I said, "hello pretty momma its the guy you just me
Uhh what are you doin tonight? " she said, "nuttin," I said, "bet"
So when I went to pick her up, I was in shock
Cause she brought her friend along for a road block
[biz sings]
American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?
American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?
Is it because Im the bizmarkie?
No I think its because I have the r-a-p
I think you think Im ugly makin cash money
Yo I think all the girls is funny..
American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?
American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?
(yo biz you know you dont usually be with things like that
Why you let her get away with that? )
I thought she was buggin just to see what Id say
I said nuttin, let her friend come anyway
Okay now listen what she wanted me to for her friend
(what she want biz? ) expected me to pay her way in?
Its not like kid from stingy cheap or my names ebenezer
But Im here to please maxine, not to please her
So I still let it go by, and got her in the movie
Thank the lord I bumped into my cousin named cool v
I said please vaughn, take her friend off my hands
So I can be alone, and get my man
He said alright Ill introduce, she act like she was wit it
But when we try to split, she looked and said forget it
I dont know whassup vaughn, she must be buggin
I thought you was in the way she was kissin and huggin
Soon as I said - wanna make music like sebastian bach?
Im not leavin my friend with a guy but its another road block
[biz sings]
American woman! stay away from meeeeee!
American woman! why you do it to meeeeee?
Is it because Im the bizmarkie?
No I think its because I can r-a-p, no
I think you think Im ugly makin cash money
All of this is funny..
American woman! stay away from meeeeee!
American woman! stay away from meeeeee!
So I was highly upset, and you would be too
If an icicles in your way, stickin to you like glue
I mean its the end of the night, time to move on
Im tryin to kick ballistics so shed come to my home
I went to, yo bust it, call her when you get to your crib
She said, no and started cryin like a baby with a bib
Now why you wanna bat me up and ruin my night?
I coulda said no but I was bein polite
She tried to pull the Im stayin over her house bit
Not tonight baby you gon be stayin at a parkway exit
So they went into the bathroom to get in a huddle
If you keep playin youre both gonna take the shuttle
They both came out the bathroom with a glance
Like the bathroom they were goin to dance
They both approached me with the look of a rock
I look and tell my senses ahh its another road block..
