[cool v]
Yo biz, lets send this out to the propmaster kool dj red alert
Bring the beat in, todd
Yeah, this is how were doing it for the 93, were on the smooth tip
Ha ha, yo biz, kick something funky for em, word up
[bizmarkie]
Now people always want to know my strategy plan
For me to use the weird name as "diabolical man"
Well I got diabolical beats, raggedy clothes
And aw hell, Im even wearing diabolical drawers
Im not white as barry cauce Im dirtier than harry
With a rap thats big and fat that mariah couldnt carey
So dont come to me with that same ol same ol
Cause Ill knock your butt somewhere over the rainbow
I write rhymes that jam more than jelly
So call me the arthur without the fonzarelli, or nelly
Cause I am so bad when it comes to a rap jam
Even robins scream, "holy hip-hop biz man!"
I grab the microphone and go every which way but loose
Cause Im the ugly ducking that seduces mother goose
And I dont be using flipping tounge twisters
But I still get better in time like the whispers
But older crews you see cant stay as loose as me
Cause old school rappers just aint what they used to be
So up your nose with a rubber hose
And every brother knows that your styles older than my grandmas clothes
But gray skies is going to clear up, so put on a happy face
Take off that frown and chear up, and put on a happy face, cause
Im sing-ing-ing-ing in the rain ain ain (repeat 7x)
Ah ah ah ah ah
I start with a rhyme as I enter your mind
I hit so hard even michael jackson wont remember the time
So here I come a bombing every time I home in to
Off a funky drummer boom I get hot as donna summers
Cause I reigh supreme as a rap brainstorm
>from corner to corner, Im dropping some more on ya
Not tony toni tone, cause I came to warn you
That I even reign in southern california
Everybody talking bout biz is hype
Cause I make dirty harrys day, hell I even make gladys knights
Soon I star on abc because rapping def is the best way to the g
Alphabetically I have to lead you through
Since Im the m-izza I know to watch my ps and qs
Like the emts but the b-i-z
I rap so picture perfect I should just stop and say "cheese"
So if I step up, whos gonna move me back?
Cause scooby doo cant even do that for a scooby snack
You think you can, you think you can, dont even try it
Cause instead you need to can it like the jolly green giant
Cause trying to step to biz, you know Im a diss them fast
So play like 98.7 and kiss my ass!
Cause me and rap is like peanut butter and jelly
Which reminds me of a song by my man gene kelly
Im sing-ing-ing-ing in the rain ain ain (repeat 7x)
Ah ah ah ah ah
Now its the universal languange that the biz mark is speaking
Im down with blacks, whites, indian, and puerto rican
Im an african descendent, myself would have say
But I was "booooorn in the u.s.a.!"
I spent the 80s duking ladies without making babies
So I guess Im over like a fat rat that never caught rabies
Went from messing around like tonto with no woman in 3 years
I had one little two little three little indian
B-i-z markie is what it is
And if its hard for you to spell, then just say "biz"
Im down with the zoo crew, some kids who act nutty
B-danks, cool v, everett, todd, and jeff
Theyre my buddies, ha, my buddies, ha
Wherever I go, we go
I pass my april fools in monster may
I pass by so much bull I should say "ole!"
I got friends named raggedy ann and andy
Call my "bon appetite" cause Im sweeter than john candy
Dont even knock it, till you try me
Cause the proof is in the pudding, you can ask bill cosby
Some think Im bragging, some think Im boasting
But even smokey robinson would second that emotion
Thats why I take through the sky on a natural high
Cause Im fly-ly-ly-ly-ly, ly ly ly ly
Im sing-ing-ing-ing in the rain ain ain (repeat 7x)
Ah ah ah ah
