I woke up, can`t wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay
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I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, I should`ve been told
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I wish I had some god damn milk
My Cheerios just ain`t the same
I wish I had some god damn milk
Too bad the milkman never came
I can`t go out to the store
I`ll just wait till my mother buys more
I`ll just have wheat thins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near
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