GWAR, the once mighty
Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become.
Drug addicted, riddled with disease
They`re not dogs, they`re just scum...
Could they get a chance to change their fate
Destroy the things they`ve come to love with hate
Only time will tell...
I`m sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze,
I`d like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws
The sins of this planet have long since grown stale
We need to kill on a galactic scale
Forsaken by their cosmic master,
GWAR constantly schemes
For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams
Old men fly into space, GWAR cannot...
This re-occuring pattern of failure
Has fucked with them a lot
Get me the hell out of Dodge I`ll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge
But first let me settle my account at
Blockbuster and bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer...
I scream to the heavens to split open wide and let loose a torrent
of death`s ghastly tide
The power of Chaos, there`s no reason why
We need a way to make everybody die...
The ancient legend of The TimeBomb,
an alien device which supposedly chronicled all time`s events
from the beginning-to the end.
If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes,
then the end of the world would come.
As to what this has to do with anything, I`m not really sure...
Out there the power is growing and it`s growing fast
Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass.
Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping
Can you smell the zits I`m popping
What the hell can we do?
We`ve done it all,
I`ve humped god`s nose
I`ve reeked of booze...
I`ve cancelled shows
Became everything that I despised And my own hell I recognize
But there`s just so many little bohabs and they`re always crowding
around begging me to suckle them and tie their mothers down
I will kill their girlfriends,
I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy,
I become the Mack
But everyday I`m doing I`m dying deep inside
But I`m gonna tell ya something gonna give ya back your pride
So here`s a little thought that I had the other day
If we could blow the planet up
We could just float away
