I Want Hair Like You — текст песни (The Rembrandts)

by Grant Baciocco
v2.1 Copyright 1996 Global Comedy Network
(Parody Of "I`ll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts, Music by Michael Skloff, Lyrics By Allee Willis/David Crane/Marta Kauffman/Phil Solem/Danny Wilde)

Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends
The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends
So now I`m headed for the Barber`s chair
Cause if there`s one thing that I like about those girls, it`s their hair.

I want hair like you
(Don`t wanna be a slob)
I want hair like you
(Just get that cute little bob)
I want hair like you
And you`ll have hair like me too.

Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show
And the young doctor never let`s his hair grow.
He`s got a sixty dollar crew cut
But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow.

I want hair like you
(Cut it nice and short)
I want hair like you
(Like a sailor in a port)
I want hair like you
And you`ll have hair like me too.

No one could ever tell me,
That I am too darn trendy.
I like being lead by my nose
Do what tv tells me

I go buy all the t-shirts
And all of the soundtracks
With all the bucks that I spend
I am a executives`s dream...yeah

Who cares if people just stop and stare?
Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair.

I want hair like you
(Don`t wanna be a slob)
I want hair like you
(Just get that cute little bob)
I want hair like you
And you`ll have hair like me too.

I want hair like you
(Cut it nice and short)
I want hair like you
(Like a sailor in a port)
I want hair like you
And you`ll have hair like me too.