Well, I fed your dog while you were on vacation
Covered all your shifts for you operation
But when you got back
You still wouldn`t show me your brand new silicone boobs
So I took a walk around my neighborhood
To get you off of my mind like I knew that I ought to
But when I saw a big black van
Run down a bird I had to think about you
But no I`m not a quarterback
I`m not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
Cause I`m a healthy, hundred and fifty nine pound American boy...
Yeah you tell a story like a broken record and
You tell a story like a broken record and
I tell a story like a broken record but
Still I ain`t jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway
So you took another guy on that Caribbean cruise
While I stayed home and cried into my bottle of pills but
When you got back
You didn`t even have yourself a tan cause you stayed in your room
So I fed your dog while you were out of town and
I mowed your lawn when he wasn`t around but
When you got back
You had the nerve to ask me if I had gone through some your clothes
No I`m not a quarterback
I`m not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
Cause I`m a healthy, hundred and fifty nine pound American boy...
Yeah you tell a story like a broken record and
You tell a story like a broken record and
I tell a story like a broken record but
Still I ain`t jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway
No I`m not a quarterback
I`m not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
Cause I`m a healthy, hundred and fifty nine pound American boy...
Yeah you tell a story like a broken record and
I tell a story like a broken record and
We tell a story like a broken record but
Still I ain`t jealous of the fellas like you like
You tell a story like a broken record and
I tell a story like a broken record and
I like stories like a broken record but
Still I ain`t jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway
