He`s go so many problems You can count them one by one
He`s a filthy, stupid apeman He never has any fun
He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill Plays an old loud drum
He`s primitive, barely human
Apeman hop, apeman hop
Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light Hoppin` like an elephant
Thunderin` like me tonight He`s the world`s worst recycler
The iceman comes a lot He`s the devil`s apprentice He`s a prehistoric man
Apeman hop, apeman hop
At night he`s gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl
Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh
Apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop