You Have No Right To Remain Violent — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Parody to You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Perfect Stranger (Cal Sweat/Brando Sweat), Co-Heart Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee

Well, I asked you to dance
Now my nose is broken
Must`ve said somethin` wrong
Gosh, I was just jokin`
But it`s hard not to cry
With a gussied up eye
My face sprayed with mace

If ya didn`t wanna dance
You could`ve just said so
And if I`d only ducked fast
Then I wouldn`t have bled so
Do you think there`s a chance
You could call an ambulance?
Oh God, I`m in pain

You have no right to remain violent
That kick to my crotch
Uh, that was very uncalled for
You continued to beat and beat me
`Till I was black and blue
I`ve been wantin` you
But not any longer
`Cause it`s brutally clear
That you`re so much stronger
I`m madder than fire
My jaws are both wired
One hell of a date

I didn`t know my bladder had failed me
Until I looked down at my pants
I think I`m in desperate need of hospitalization
But I ain`t got no danged insurance

You have no right to remain violent
That kick to my crotch
Uh, that was very uncalled for
You continued to beat and beat me
`Till I was black and blue
I`ve been wantin` you
But not any longer
`Cause it`s brutally clear
That you`re so much stronger
`Cause I`m madder than fire
My jaws is both wired
That`s one hell of a date

I bought a camcorder
Got a restrainin` order
Now lay you`re hands on me

I guess that`s what you get when you ask a perfect stranger to dance.