She`s Inflatable — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

(Parody of "Unbelieveable" by Diamond Rio (Al Anderson/Jeffrey Steele, Al Andersongs (BMI)/Mighty Nice Music (BMI), Administered by Blue Water Music Corp/My Life`s Music (BMI)/Yellow Desert Music (BMI)/Songs of Windswept Pacific (BMI)
New lyrics and music by Cledus T. Judd/Scott Rouse/Ronnie Scaife, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Shaboo Music (BMI)/Universal Music (BMI)

She`s so squeezable
Please-able
Unbreakable
She`s inflatable
She`s an arm full of sex appeal
Can`t wait till I get her home
Yeah

She`s incapable
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
Shania Twain
Ain`t got a dad blang thing
On my tease-able
Squeeze-able
Please-able
She`s inflatable

Most folks think I`m full of baloney
I`m never lonely

Never thought I could buy someone not

Flammable
Air brain-able
Recycle-able
No I ain`t full of bull
Didn`t need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing

It made my mama cry
When we ran off one night
And caught a Vegas flight
And I made her mom whine

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring

My flexible
Patch-able
Washable
Yeah inflatable

(Oh Dang lady you give a new definition of taking a man`s breath away)

Makes me feel so proud that I`m her feller
I`d never sell her
People get your mind out of the gu-gu-gu-gutter

She`s blonde-head-able
Re-head-able
Remediable
Interchange-able
I didn`t need a down payment
On that pretty little plastic thing

She`s incapable
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring
My please-able
Patchable
Washable
Bio-degradable

Air-brain-able
Squeezable
Washable
She`s inflatable
That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables