More Beaver — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Parody of "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Chris Dubois) EMI April Music, Inc, on behalf of itself of itself and Sea Gayle Music (ASCAP)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Dennis Gardiner, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)/Darin Gardiner Publishing designee

I`ve been known to lay here
And watch TV all night
Flippin through the channels
But can`t find the thing I like

What happened to my favorite shows
Where they went I`d like to know
But right now what I need most in my life`s

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Wally, Ward, and June
Them there Cleavers
Nothin` else`ll do
Seinfeld`s awful funny
Home Improvement`s kind of cool
But what I`d really like to see
On my TV`s
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Now Nick At Nite done brought them good ol` shows back from the past
My Three Sons and Happy Days are here again at last

Them Technicolor, black and whites
I Dream Of Genie day and night
The only thing that I like more than M*A*S*H is

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See him and Wally fight
"Why hello Mrs. Cleaver..."
Eddie Haskell`s so polite
I`ve seen every episode
A hundred times or more I know,
One thing you can`t get too much of in life`s

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That never hurt no one,
I`ve been watchin`
Ever since that I was young.
Now each night when I go to bed
I turn on the TV instead.
My wife will tell you just how much I love
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(spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen Brad Paisley on lead guitar
Bet you can`t play the pianer
That`s why he`s nominated for entertainer of the year
TALENT
I bet you $5 you can`t play a fiddle
Uh...would you take $3.50...us sorry
Give me that guitar, I`ll show you how to play it
YEAH
Thanks for showing me that lick there Fred...

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Y`all thought that I was done
Gonna keep on singing
I`m having too much fun
This here is just a silly song
And I hope that y`all don`t take it wrong
Do you think I`m ever gonna get me some???

Me neither.