Well I`m traveling down the road
And I`m carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy,
I cant do the show
Hanging out backstage
I`m in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract
I puked on every page
Slaughtered half the crew
Caused they ate the deli-tray
Oh Baby hey
Said I`d do the show but I Canceled anyway
[Chorus:]
You were road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms
Just another wattle flapping
On the old turkey farm
So baby....
[Second Chorus by Beefcake]
[2nd Chorus:]
And while the wheels keep rolling
And another signpost gone
All along the road behind
Oh can`t you hear me calling
Like the sad whale song I`m on the road behind
Well there you have it baby I`m just a sensitive guy
Y`know I snuffed a million planets
But I still find time to cry
Because there`s more to life
Then making other people die
Like a little bloody tear
Running out my dirty little eye
And some things baby
They don`t make no sense
Does it really matter if it bugs
Your parents?
[Chorus]
Now baby quit yer crying
Put those clown britches on
[2nd Chorus]
A sad whale song... sad whale baby