Parody of Cadillac Style by Sammy Kershaw (M. Peterson), Ray Stevens Music (BMI).
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd, Billy Lawson, and Mike Curtis, La-Po Music (BMI)/Sony ATV/Cross Keys Music (ASCAP)/Michael Everett Curtis Publishing (ASCAP)
Well she won`t wear her contacts, she won`t wear glasses
So she can`t see me while I`m makin` passes
And every time she tries to kiss me she misses by a mile
Because my little baby loves me cadirac style
I remember the first night we started datin`
Both of her pupils were dilatin`
And in the back of my Lincoln we got a little wild
Oh my little baby loves me cadirac style
Well, she don`t care if the lights are on or off
As long as I watch so we don`t get caught
`Cuz what we`re doin`, we could be fined
And the law don`t care true love is blind
Well, she wrecked my new Honda in Panima City
Slung her through the windshield, now she ain`t so purdy
And though she`s missin` all her teeth, she`s still got a cute smile
Oh my lttle baby loves me cadirac style
Well, she don`t care if the lights are on or off
As long as I watch so we don`t get caught
`Cause what we`re doin`, we could be fined
And the law don`t care if true love is blind
Well, she says one day she`s gonna get me to the altar
Swears up and down I look like Clay Walker!
And when I try to tell her different she gets a little riled
Oh my little baby loves me cadirac style
Because my little baby loves me cadirac style
Oh no my little baby loves me cadirac style
She thinks I look like David Hasselhoff.
"There`s you`re glasses on."
OOPS
She just stepped on `em.