Breath — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Parody of "Breathe" by Faith Hill (Holly Lamar/Stephanie Bentley)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/Jeff Carter

SSSHHH

I can smell the onions floating in the air
Must be something that you ate
I can`t imagine how your mouth must taste
Forgive me if I turn away

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees
Almost pass out in your arms
I need a gas mask every time that you come near
And the halitosis starts


I can smell your breath
It`s choking me to death
The only who doesn`t know is you
Here`s some gum to chew
Er...Baby there`s no way you`re kissing me
What you have for lunch?
Don`t you ever brush?
Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I`d suggest
I can smell your breath
BAD BREATH!!!!!

It`s tough to be there when you`re waking up
And that green cloud fills up the room
It`s worser than it`s ever been before
And I know and you know
And everybody in a three mile radius knows
You should a dentist soon

Cause I can smell your breath
It`s gagging me to death
Something must have died inside of you
What you ought to do
Is chase a Cert or two
With Listerine
Even when you`re gone
The odor lingers on
I`m buying you an Oral B and a jumbo tube of Crest
Cause I can smell your breath

Bad breath

Can`t you smell the fog that`s floating through the air
Must be something that you ate...

SSSHHHH