Mom and Dad don`t like the clothes I wear
Don`t like my friends, don`t like my music or my colored hair
Will Smith was right when he was still the Prince still Fresh
I`d give up both of my dumb parents for a Jazzy Jeff
EVERYBODY`S AGAINST ME
My piss, your ears: they`re gonna become friends
If you don`t give me the chance to give my side of defense
It`s like I`m Scott Baio in Charles in Charge
Always getting blamed for stupid things that stupid people do
EVERYBODY`S AGAINST ME
Urine a Your ears
Feces a Your mouth
The next time that I`m singled out
EVERBODY`S AGAINST ME
[Repeated several times]