Don`t Touch My Willie — текст песни (Kevin Fowler)

She showed up at my house at half past nine
In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
She said this will be a night you won`t forget

She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said

Don`t touch my Willie
I don`t know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don`t know what you heard
I ain`t that kind of guy
Yeah so don`t touch my Willie,
We`ll get a long just fine

She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn`t share his Willie on the very first night
I said it`s nothing personal, don`t take it so hard

I don`t pull out my Willie for just anyone
There`s a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go too far

Don`t touch my Willie
I don`t know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don`t know what you heard
I ain`t that kind of guy
Yeah so don`t touch my Willie,
We`ll get a long just fine

Keep your hands off my Willie,
We`ll get along just fine