Won`t you be my girl
Won`t you be my girl
Won`t you be my, be my,
Be my girl
I was blue and lonely,
I couldn`t sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I`d had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in my head
I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didn`t want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like I`d never seen,
Experience something different
With our new imported toy,
She`s loving, warm, inflatible
And a guarantee of joy
She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when I`m feeling naughty
I blow her up with air
She`s cuddly and she`s bouncy,
She`s like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different
Since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray
She`s everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin
Won`t you be my girl
Won`t you be my girl
Won`t you be my, be my,
Be my girl