Gonna Get A Grant — текст песни (Small Fred)

Ooh I can`t get out of bed
Let`s stay at home instead
I just want to play with you all day
Good loving gives me a thrill
But it don`t pay the bills
Somehow true love will find a way.
CHORUS:
Gonna get a grant! Gonna get a grant!
Gonna get a grant to be in love
We`ll philander for philanthropy
Doing what comes naturally
Let`s get a grant for love!
Yum yum, we sure can cook
It`s time we wrote the book
The whole world needs our recipe
We`ll cuddle without a care
In our own endowed chair
In applied anthropology
BRIDGE:
Won`t need no advanced degrees
We`ll show `em how we hug and sqeeze
Kisses so delectable
They`ve got to be tax-deductible.
CHORUS
From Berkeley to M.I.T.
We`ll be our favorite charity
Donating our bodies to research
We`ll hit the best resorts
Sending quarterly reports
Graphing every lesson we have learned.
BRIDGE:
Your methods drive me mad
I want to fund you so bad
And when our passion`s sated
We can be evaluated!
CHORUS