Ladies and Gentlemen!
Yes my fine gentlemen friends
Okay, we`re gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics
Called Left Pimping
Everybody turn to Left Pimping
Now as you can see
It`s located in a region near your man
Called untitled space
I`m T-Boz I got it like that
Left Eye`s dope she`s got it like that
Chilli`s fly she`s got it like that
TLC and that`s where it`s at
I`m T-Boz I got it like that
Left Eye`s dope she`s got it like that
Chilli`s fly she`s got it like that
TLC and that`s where it`s at
We met at the park at the Summer Jams
Tims untied with saggy pants
Not the kind of guy I would give a chance
But he was kinda packin` under circumstance
6 foot 3 sexy as can be
I saw him through the crowd comin` up to me
He said aren`t you that shorty from TLC
He told me `bout the things he would do to me
[Bridge:]
(So come on over)
Let me check you out
See just what you`re talkin` `bout
(So come on over)
Boy you turn me on
Talkin` that stuff on the telephone
(So come on over)
You got me showin` through
So I can`t wait to get next to you
(So come on over)
Don`t let it take too long
I`m ready to put it on
You need some ginseng
For your ping ping
So we can do it!
Oops
[Chorus:]
First he came
And then he went
Right to sleep on me
I could not believe
Wakin` up and givin` what I need
Yeah yeah
First he came
And then he went
Right to sleep so fast
Did he have it up his sleeve
To pull a quickie on me
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn`t
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he did not
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn`t
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn`t
Yeah yeah
He called me up to apologize
Said he owed me one and tonight`s the night
Didn`t know if he should get another chance
But he was kinda packin` under circumstance
He didn`t know that I peeped him out
Picked up on what a quickie is all about
So went to dinner back to the crib
So I could switch it up and show him how it is
[Bridge]
Oh wait hold up hold up hold up
Is your name Houdickie
Cuz I heard you pulled a quickie
[Chorus]
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn`t
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he did not
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn`t
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn`t
Yeah yeah
Now as we bring this class to a close
There is one last thing that we must review everybody
Alright, it`s called the Left Pimp Dance
Now what you`re gonna do is you`re gonna put your left foot in front
Leeeeeean to the left
And dip
Just like sweet rivers
I got a taste for flow
My flow`s the next show
Lets flip this icy snow
And soulfully quiver
Cuz the rhythm knows
How to correlate
With next to vertebrae`s glow
I`m runnin` enough days though
Meanin` I kill time
You heard of Mayo
Well my cars do real fine
Miracle Whip this lyrical chick
On some spiritual shit
This will be a perennial trip
Damn (damn)
I`m that imperial bitch (uh)
[Chorus]
He pulled a quickie on me
I`m T-Boz I got it like that
Left Eye`s dope she`s got it like that
Chilli`s fly she`s got it like that
TLC and that`s where it`s at
No no no no no he didn`t
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he did not
And I`m not doin` it with him anymore
