`Neath the stars at bazaars,
Often I`ve had to caress men
Five or ten dollars then,
I`d collect from all those yes-men
Don`t be sad, I must add
That they meant no more than chess-men
Darling, can`t you see
`Twas for charity?
Though these lips have made slips,
It was never really serious
Who`d have thought I`d be brought
To a state that`s so delirious?
I could cry salty tears
Where have I been all these years?
Little wow, tell me now
How long has this been going on?
There were chills up my spine
And some thrills I can`t define
Listen sweet, oh I repeat
How long has this been going on?
Oh, I feel that I could melt
As into heaven, I`m hurled
I know how Columbus felt
Finding another world
Kiss me once, then once more
What a dunce I was before
What a break, for heaven`s sake
How long has this been going on?