[Verse 1]
Buy my CD or I`ll break your fuckin` head
I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed
Heard what I said, buy it, shit at least try it
This shit is dope as fuck don`t make me pull your ears with pliers
Ain`t no one buyin` my album it should`ve been platinum
At least gold, the kids don`t buy my shit I`m gonna crack`em
My idea street promotion is drivin` through places
And peggin` promo tapes at peoples faces sayin` buy it you homo
A promo, what? you want free shit
You better pay up, I`ll even take food stamps kid
If you ain`t got a job, man it`s cool you can rob
Still from your old man, cuz he`s a fat drunken slob
And ya mom, she`s blown in lonely Ville for 20
So just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy
I go to the stores that are selling LP`s
Tell`em move some fuckin` units or I`ll break your friggin knees
Emcees don`t even wanna battle me now
My put my lyrics up because I started knockin` bitches out
Interrupt rock sets from alternative bands
I snatch the mic and start beatin` till it`s hurtin` my hands
Then I kick my wicked flows until the cops are called
I`ll throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl
As I run out the door, just before I jet
Don`t forget to buy my album on CD or cassette
[Chorus]
I`m a dope emcee but a shitty self promoter
I`ll sign a contract for a hoagie and soda
I`ma use force like as if my name was Yoda
Buy my shit quick man just do what I told ya
Can`t work for a living gotta eat off this
Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid
I`ma shove in your face till you purchase it
Just buy my friggin album bitch!
[Verse 2]
Don`t be a cheap fuck it`s just 11.99
And it`s worth it, I ain`t sayin` that because it`s mine
If it`s whack, don`t even think you`ll get your money back
You and your boys can make fun of it, yo I like it when you crack
Take a bat, and use the thing for batting practice man smash it
I don`t give a fuck man fuckin` bash it you can have it
I really don`t care man just purchase the shit
I really don`t feel like havin` to hurt you bitch
But I will, so find a way to cop my shit quick
Before I find you first, and beat `cha fat ass wit a stick
Go on Carson Daily`s show and request my video
You ain`t got one I know, just fuckin` do it yo
The radio don`t play me and I got no distribution
Ima walk into Land Speed and just start shootin`
I can`t sell cds even in my own city
Ima change my name to Q stiggy and start actin` jiggy
I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib
And I wonder why no one`s ever heard of my shit
If I went out and promoted I could probably sell a record
But instead I`ll just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it
[Chorus]
If you don`t go out and buy my cd
I`m gonna fuckin` kick your ass
I ain`t even playin` wit `chu
I am literally gonna knock you the fuck out
If you don`t go out and buy the shit
Just fuckin` buy it man
You can afford it
What the fuck is wrong wit `chu?
It`s a fuckin` dope album man just pick it up
What `chu mean you never heard of me?
It doesn`t matter if you never heard of me
I`m fuckin` tellin` you now just buy the shit, what?
