Nobody Likes Me — текст песни (Sloppy Meateaters)

Another day, another webpage
I`m trapped inside this cyber ratcage
I need on to check my mail
Who needs friends when you got AOL

I`m a jerk I`m a loser I`m fag I`m an asshole
Rooty poo poo candy ass super lame-O
Don`t you see, Don`t you see nobody likes me

Nobody likes me, Real girls think i`m lame
I`m not afraid to say... It`s friday night, I`m going online
Gonna find a girl and make her all mine
She can be fat and she can be ugly
I don`t really care cuz i`m feeling kinda lonely

My name is josh, listen to my band
I`m 14 and I`m your biggest fan
So you know it, we went out on a date
I got arrested for statutory rape

It`s friday night and I`m gonna get some booty
Ya wanna cyber? Ya wanna meet?