Care Bear (Kelly`s Song) — текст песни (MC Chris)

You`re cute as a care bear
I don`t even care where
You tell me to be
You know I`m gonna be there

Know I`m gonna repair
Your broken heart, I swear
Cross my own on a dare
Al Capone love affair

Got style extraordinaire
Prepare for the rare MC
Devil may care
With the bev hi hair

I will be fair
No more sad solitaire
I`ll go to work like Dirk
And save you from your Dragon`s Lair
You can`t compare

Well, ain`t life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
If I had a dime for everytime
You know that I`d be rich

What makes it worth while
Is your beautiful smile
I can`t conceive the life I`d lead
If you would leave then I would die

MC Chris will appear from the rear
With headphones on his ears
And a head full of tears
Because his girly is not near

And he fears she be on
A pimp`s stick shifting gears
Another bitch ass trick
That`s a ho after some beers

Should I say amaretto sour
If I see ya drinkin` PBR
You`re mine within the hour
You can be my woman Wanda

I will be your Doogie Howser
We`ll play doctor
Take a shower
I`ll go outside, pick you a flower

Write you a haiku
Say that I love you
I can`t afford a box of chocolates
So yo, here`s a yoo-hoo

The voo-doo that you do
Is something I`m not used to
But I won`t decline `cause in time
I`ll be true blue

Well, ain`t life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
If I had a dime for everytime
You know that I`d be rich