Everyone`s gonna look at me, confounded by my decency
I`ve got no tales of personal tragedy
Everyone`s gonna know my name, they`ll talk about my new found fame
Alluding to my functional family
She said she liked a simple melody
She brought me onstage for a bow
I stood there laughing all I said was wow
Courtney loves me now
Now my friends they all want to know, is this for real or is it just a show
They`re taking bets on when I`m history
All her friends are gonna tell her things, shared apartments, diamond rings
And how that car phone`s an absolute necessity
She said she liked the way I kissed her cheek
She brought me upstairs, grabbed a towel
I stood there laughing all I said was wow
Courtney loves me now
Courtney`s fond of telling me, I`m everything she used to be
Bridget Fonda`s telling her, let`s go for steaks baby, you could wear your fur
Then I`ll ask to have her hand, and hold it as she quits the band
She whispers playfully you can open up for me
Buy a house, maybe hit the road, share a joint, maybe share the load
And laugh about our plans they`re history
She said she liked the way I licked her feet
She brought me upstairs, showed me how
I stood there laughing all I said was wow
Courtney loves me now