Girls Ain`t Nothing But Trouble — текст песни (Will Smith)

Artist: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Princelisten homeboys don`t
mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain`t nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

Just last week when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said hello
she said you`re kind of cute I said yes I know
but by the way sweetheart what`s your name
she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
I said my name is the Prince and she said why
I said well I don`t know I`m just a hell of a guy
but enough about me yo let`s talk about you
and all the wonderful things that you and I can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
she ask me did I like her I said well kinda
all of a sudden she jumped out her seat
snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
she got mad looked me dead in my face
threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo Clancy we got him)
but it wasn`t my fault
nevertheless don`t mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain`t nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I was in a bar one Friday night
cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila
I responded by saying hello
she paid for my drink and then said let`s go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
as we pulled up into her house I said I`m with you toots
the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
she started winking and making little passes
at me she pat me close that`s when she got bold
she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
and that`s when I observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
and said boy I`m a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
just my luck we were in a snow storm
and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
and to top the night off I had to break in my place
because my keys were on pants back on Sheila`s book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn`t happen to often
but nevertheless don`t mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain`t nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
Prince: I don`t know I don`t think they really do
Jazzy: I think you should give `em another example
Prince: awright give me a scratch let`s make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
(I`m wit it)
It`s six o`clock now at eight will you be ready
(yeah)
aight fine see you then Betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????
got to Betty`s at eight I was ready to jet
until Betty`s mon said Betty`s not ready yet
I sat there for at least an hour
it was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
and said I need a little longer to finish my hair
at ten o`clock we had then missed the show
she comes downstairs and says let`s go
go where go to sleep I`m gone
I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
but it just goes to show
not trying to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain`t nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy:
man first your parents just don`t understand
then you having these crazy nightmares
Prince:
I know why me man why me
Jazzy: what`s next
Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
can`t live wit `em can`t live wit`out `em