Chester the Molester`s not without his charms
She can see herself hanging off his arm
He`s saying, Hey bartender, put it on my tab
Unless my limit`s running out again
He`s generous but when he`s tired of coughing it up
Well, there`s a bill that says he will
But he`s never concerned when he gets burned
Because it`s hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you`re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can`t speak too soon
Chester the Molester`s trying to hide his ring
But he`s the only guy that`s half-way interesting
He`s saying, Hey bartender, can you fill `er up
Because his seat is falling out again
Thought I was the type of guy who never put out for the night
Anymore than you were
Because it`s hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you`re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can`t speak too soon
I know you can`t speak too soon
Don`t give in
Say you`re gonna turn around and lay
Don`t give in
Say you`re gonna turn around and lay
Chester the Molester never kept his word
He never found that ring and now he`s lost his bird
He`s saying, Hey bartender, can I look you up
if I`m ever coming out again?
She`s courteous but shuts him down, he`s wonderin` still
If there`s a bill that says she will
`Cause he`s never concerned, but he`ll get burned
Because it`s hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you`re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can`t speak too soon
I know you can`t speak too soon