we are the pirates we don`t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything
well I`ve never been to Greenland
and I`ve never been to Denver
and I`ve never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I`ve never been to Moscow
and I`ve never been to Tampa
and I`ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don`t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything
and I`ve never hoist the main sail
and I`ve never swabbed the poop deck
and I`ve never veered starboard, cause I`ve never sailed at all
and I`ve never walked the gang plank
and I`ve never owned a parrot.
and I`ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don`t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything
I`ve never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I`ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I`ve never kissed a chipmunk,
and I`ve never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)
we don`t know what he did
but we`re down with captain kidd
we don`t wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don`t smoke, we don`t chew
we watch captain kangaroo
and I`ve never licked a spark-plug
and I`ve never sniffed a stink bug
and I`ve never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I`ve never bathed in yogurt
and I don`t look good in leggings
and I`ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates who don`t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything
we are the pirates we don`t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we`ll just tell you, we don`t do anything
[Thanks to tjturner4@comcast.net for these lyrics]
